17 5 / 2013
"If you’re looking to vomit on the floor and not feel bad about it, go to C’s. Food is ok"
17 5 / 2013
"I love me some chinese food and donuts. its the bomb. i was like no way, cus back where i’m from you gotta go to like, 2 stores to get that shit. i was so happy. until i got explosive runs. but it was worth it. cus that shit’s good."
18 1 / 2013
"The beef here was stiffer than Ted Williams after the cryo company got their hands on him and the noodles were not memorable, like all of Eddie Murphy’s movies after Beverly Hills Cop."
16 1 / 2013
"Clarendon Ballroom is about as close as you can come to being inside Snookie’s (from MTV’s Jersy Shore!) vagina without ending up with a day-glo orange penis. And judging by the women who frequent this joint, you might end up with a day-glo orange penis anyway."
16 1 / 2013
"I made my way here to get a novelty toilet bowl sipper full of margarita and maybe grab a bite. I ended up leaving with nothing."
14 1 / 2013
"If you want Abby’s go the the Campus Drive franchise, it is well worth the drive not to catch H1N1 or choke to death on a hairball."
14 1 / 2013
"another craphole run by a corrupt greek guy, what else is new."
14 1 / 2013
"Was that chicken we ate? I couldn’t tell if I was chewing on bits of plywood or actual meat…"
18 12 / 2012
"i can imagine that being six margaritas deep can make frozen fish seem pretty impressive, but that’s not why i go out. if i am going to get drunk and eat, i am going to do it at home and eat farm fresh’s frozen mozzarella sticks in my pajamas while watching mtv’s true life"
17 12 / 2012
"I think the fact that I was drunk really helped the taste of the food as well as the experience."
