May 2013
2 posts
3 tags
“If you’re looking to vomit on the floor and not feel bad about it, go to...”
– Travis M’s review of Mr. C’s in Atlanta, GA
5 tags
“I love me some chinese food and donuts. its the bomb. i was like no way, cus...”
– Demanda G’s review of Chinese Food & Donuts in San Francisco, CA
January 2013
6 posts
8 tags
“The beef here was stiffer than Ted Williams after the cryo company got their...”
– OG’s review of Beijing Noodle No. 9 in Las Vegas, NV
6 tags
“Clarendon Ballroom is about as close as you can come to being inside...”
– Ryan J’s review of Clarendon Ballroom in Alexandria, VA
7 tags
“I made my way here to get a novelty toilet bowl sipper full of margarita and...”
– Porsche C’s review of Rock & Rita’s in Las Vegas, NV
5 tags
“If you want Abby’s go the the Campus Drive franchise, it is well worth the...”
– Jaime B’s review of Abby’s Legendary Pizza in Klamath Falls, OR
5 tags
“another craphole run by a corrupt greek guy, what else is new.”
– Becky F’s review of Flanagan’s Sports Bar and Banquets in North Chicago, IL
7 tags
“Was that chicken we ate? I couldn’t tell if I was chewing on bits of...”
– Archie B’s review of Kentucky Fried Chicken in Pigeon Forge, TN
December 2012
14 posts
7 tags
“i can imagine that being six margaritas deep can make frozen fish seem pretty...”
– Abigail B’s review of The Ballyhoo Grill in Gainesville, FL
5 tags
“I think the fact that I was drunk really helped the taste of the food as well as...”
– Rockne H’s review of Applebee’s in Henderson NV
4 tags
“I ordered the Spinach and mushroom omelette with bacon for my boyfriend and I to...”
– Christine J’s review of IHOP in Ventura CA
4 tags
“How do you say ‘vomit’ in Chinese?”
– Zac Z’s review of Happy Panda in Oxnard, CA
5 tags
“The food did not disappoint even for a fat ass like me.”
– Christine R.’s review of Elf Cafe in Los Angeles, CA
3 tags
“I don’t always appreciate food poisoning, but when I do, I do it at the...”
– Mitch N.’s review of Grand Lux Cafe in West Hollywood, CA
6 tags
“I bring my girlfriends there on Wednesday nights for ladies night. Free jello...”
– Nick S’s review of Applebee’s in Woodland, CA
8 tags
“It’s like they went to mall and screamed “Hey, who wants to be a...”
– Drew C’s review of Top Shelf Sports Grille in Cincinnati, OH
7 tags
“Surrounding this rawhide was standard issue day-old white bread sprayed with...”
– Ron C’s review of Country Cafe in Bothell, WA
6 tags
“When we first walked in, the place smelled very bad, like an old dirty dish rag...”
– Travis L’s review of Red Robin in Hershey, PA
5 tags
“Typical Hooters. Far fewer pregnant servers than other locations though, so...”
– Jason F’s review of Hooters in Flint, MI
8 tags
“Oh my god. If you love TGI Friday’s, and you hate money, you are going to...”
– Eric G’s review of Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar in New York City
6 tags
“No good can come of a Mexican restaurant that seems to be run entirely by white...”
– Travis C’s review of Amigo Juan Mexican Cafe in Hope, AR
7 tags
“BUBBA GUMP IS AMAZING…!!!”
– Christina G’s review of Bubba Gump Shrimp Co in Lahaina, HI
November 2012
1 post
6 tags
“I would rather puke a meal from Applebees, save it, and warm up the next day...”
– Michael H’s review of Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar
September 2012
1 post
5 tags
“It looks the Hard Rock Cafe date raped a Cheesecake Factory and they produced...”
– Rob’s review of Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar
July 2012
10 posts
6 tags
“one of our burritos there were small rocks in it. They said it’s...”
– Daniel N’s review of Don Quixote’s Mexican Grill in Sacramento, CA
6 tags
“I’ve never waited longer in my life for a drink, even in prison”
– Brian A’s review of Bull Feeney’s in Portland, ME
7 tags
“Last time I was there I slapped a friend in the face with my steak. That was...”
– Rick S’s review of Top Deck Restaurant in Reno, NV
7 tags
“You can get better food from a dumpster in Mumbai.”
– Damien C’s review of White Plains Coach Diner in White Plains, NY
6 tags
“I’d rather have a nun crap in my mouth than eat here again.”
– Joel K’s review of Don Jose’s in Anchorage, AK
7 tags
“If you’re wondering how good a cook that funny fat guy is on TV, the...”
– Ryan f’s review of Tex Wasabi’s in Sacramento, CA
8 tags
“I rarely think of the open road when I eat Middle Eastern cuisine but the...”
– Gerry O’s review of Jojo’s Restaurant in Cape May, NJ
4 tags
“Do not eat here. The only thing greater than your anger for eating here will be...”
– Rick D’s review of Johnny Garlic’s in Dublin, CA
5 tags
“Park your ass in one of the dirty yellow chairs at any of the dirty yellow...”
– Andrew C’s review of Megabite Pizza in Vancouver, B.C.
5 tags
“a quick scan of area at night: douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, group of girls...”
– Lawrence F’s review of Santana Row in San Jose, CA
June 2012
29 posts
7 tags
“Guy, please close this place asap! We have enough places for douchy tap out...”
– Tim G’s review of Tex Wasabi’s in Santa Rosa, CA
5 tags
“Also the reviewer who said that the bathroom was disgusting and jacked up her...”
– Tesia J’s review of Ghinggis Kahn Mongolian Barbecue Restaurant in Stockton, CA
8 tags
“If you are German, have ever been to Germany or are simply a carrier of germs,...”
– Brad C’s review of Frankenmuth Bavarian Inn in Frankenmuth, MI
6 tags
“When Applebee’s first came to Troy, they had gyrated themselves to the top...”
– Thomas C’s review of Applebee’s Restaurant in Troy, OH
7 tags
“Very said . Fish under cooked raw I would say . Seem to be a inconvenience to...”
– Dennis G’s review of Hhffrrrggh Inn in Janesville, WI
6 tags
“OMFG! OMFG! Me loves this place! Me never had burger so good and chub...”
– Bernard P’s review of Brown Bag Burger in North Olmsted, OH
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“A group of six of us went there for a bday dinner. When our overpriced,...”
– Jen M’s review of Top of the 80’s in Sugarloaf, PA
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“Starting with a positive, this pizza does not taste like poo. It does make you...”
– Brent K’s review of Russillo’s Pizza and Gelato in Yakima, WA
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“I really don’t know what the difference is between Thai and Lao-Thai is?...”
– Frank C’s review of King Market in Antioch, TN
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“I never understood why some women prefer food over sex until I went to this...”
– Shane H’s review of 96th Street Steakburgers in Indianapolis, IN
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“Highlight of the night: eating dinner next to Hulk Hogan! What can I say,...”
– Ian P’s review of Caretta on the Gulf in Clearwater, FL
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“It must be fun to work at a Hot Dog on a Stick! “You’re telling me...”
– Fern X’s review of Hot Dog on a Stick in Santa Monica, CA
6 tags
“I did have my appetite alarmingly challenged when I saw a man with more hair on...”
– Nate W’s review of Sliders in Rapid City, SD
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“Soggy, over-cooked noodles, covered in a laughable, lame excuse for a sauce is...”
– Emilee D’s review of Rosarios in Pueblo, CO
5 tags
“The one thing that throws me off is the “bucket of salad” that they...”
– Josh D’s review of Poor Boys Steak House in Casper, WY
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“Sweet freaking heck I love Kenny Rogers Roasters. I used to eat at the one in...”
– William B’s review of Kenny Rogers Roasters in Ontario, CA 