The Distinguished Palate

"If you’re looking to vomit on the floor and not feel bad about it, go to C’s. Food is ok"

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:18:30 -0400

“If you’re looking to vomit on the floor and not feel bad about it, go to C’s. Food is ok”

- Travis M’s review of Mr. C’s in Atlanta, GA

"I love me some chinese food and donuts. its the bomb. i was like no way, cus back where i’m..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:10:42 -0400

“I love me some chinese food and donuts. its the bomb. i was like no way, cus back where i’m from you gotta go to like, 2 stores to get that shit. i was so happy. until i got explosive runs. but it was worth it. cus that shit’s good.”

- Demanda G’s review of Chinese Food & Donuts in San Francisco, CA

"The beef here was stiffer than Ted Williams after the cryo company got their hands on him and the..."

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:22:12 -0500

““The beef here was stiffer than Ted Williams after the cryo company got their hands on him and the noodles were not memorable, like all of Eddie Murphy’s movies after Beverly Hills Cop.””

- OG’s review of Beijing Noodle No. 9 in Las Vegas, NV

"Clarendon Ballroom is about as close as you can come to being inside Snookie’s (from..."

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:56:38 -0500

““Clarendon Ballroom is about as close as you can come to being inside Snookie’s (from MTV’s Jersy Shore!) vagina without ending up with a day-glo orange penis. And judging by the women who frequent this joint, you might end up with a day-glo orange penis anyway.””

- Ryan J’s review of Clarendon Ballroom in Alexandria, VA

"I made my way here to get a novelty toilet bowl sipper full of margarita and maybe grab a bite. I..."

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:20:09 -0500

““I made my way here to get a novelty toilet bowl sipper full of margarita and maybe grab a bite. I ended up leaving with nothing.””

- Porsche C’s review of Rock & Rita’s in Las Vegas, NV

"If you want Abby’s go the the Campus Drive franchise, it is well worth the drive not to catch..."

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:19:12 -0500

““If you want Abby’s go the the Campus Drive franchise, it is well worth the drive not to catch H1N1 or choke to death on a hairball.””

- Jaime B’s review of Abby’s Legendary Pizza in Klamath Falls, OR

"another craphole run by a corrupt greek guy, what else is new."

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 22:07:43 -0500

““another craphole run by a corrupt greek guy, what else is new.””

- Becky F’s review of Flanagan’s Sports Bar and Banquets in North Chicago, IL

"Was that chicken we ate? I couldn’t tell if I was chewing on bits of plywood or actual..."

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 21:31:03 -0500

““Was that chicken we ate? I couldn’t tell if I was chewing on bits of plywood or actual meat…””

- Archie B’s review of Kentucky Fried Chicken in Pigeon Forge, TN

"i can imagine that being six margaritas deep can make frozen fish seem pretty impressive, but..."

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 23:56:21 -0500

““i can imagine that being six margaritas deep can make frozen fish seem pretty impressive, but that’s not why i go out. if i am going to get drunk and eat, i am going to do it at home and eat farm fresh’s frozen mozzarella sticks in my pajamas while watching mtv’s true life””

- Abigail B’s review of The Ballyhoo Grill in Gainesville, FL

"I think the fact that I was drunk really helped the taste of the food as well as the experience."

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:15:17 -0500

“I think the fact that I was drunk really helped the taste of the food as well as the experience.”

- Rockne H’s review of Applebee’s in Henderson NV

"I ordered the Spinach and mushroom omelette with bacon for my boyfriend and I to share. What the..."

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:09:59 -0500

“I ordered the Spinach and mushroom omelette with bacon for my boyfriend and I to share. What the fuck was I thinking. Disgusting. I don’t know what kind of cheese they put on top but it’s consistency is that of things I would not describe here. Ahem. I should’ve known better. But after the scrapping off of that shit, it tasted alright.”

- Christine J’s review of IHOP in Ventura CA

"How do you say ‘vomit’ in Chinese?"

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:07:17 -0500

“How do you say ‘vomit’ in Chinese?”

- Zac Z’s review of Happy Panda in Oxnard, CA

"The food did not disappoint even for a fat ass like me."

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:46:25 -0500

“The food did not disappoint even for a fat ass like me.”

- Christine R.’s review of Elf Cafe in Los Angeles, CA

"I don’t always appreciate food poisoning, but when I do, I do it at the Grand Lux Cafe."

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 22:41:20 -0500

“I don’t always appreciate food poisoning, but when I do, I do it at the Grand Lux Cafe.”

- Mitch N.’s review of Grand Lux Cafe in West Hollywood, CA

"I bring my girlfriends there on Wednesday nights for ladies night. Free jello shots"

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:25:37 -0500

““I bring my girlfriends there on Wednesday nights for ladies night. Free jello shots””

- Nick S’s review of Applebee’s in Woodland, CA

"It’s like they went to mall and screamed “Hey, who wants to be a bartender?!?!”..."

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:38:50 -0500

““It’s like they went to mall and screamed “Hey, who wants to be a bartender?!?!” and hired the first 5 girls that responded.””

- Drew C’s review of Top Shelf Sports Grille in Cincinnati, OH

"Surrounding this rawhide was standard issue day-old white bread sprayed with more oil than..."

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 01:32:48 -0500

“Surrounding this rawhide was standard issue day-old white bread sprayed with more oil than you’ll find in the drain pan of a Jiffy Lube.”

- Ron C’s review of Country Cafe in Bothell, WA

"When we first walked in, the place smelled very bad, like an old dirty dish rag mixed with diapers..."

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:39:21 -0500

““When we first walked in, the place smelled very bad, like an old dirty dish rag mixed with diapers filled with bat guano. My friend reassured me that when the food came, it would be better.””

- Travis L’s review of Red Robin in Hershey, PA

"Typical Hooters. Far fewer pregnant servers than other locations though, so it’s getting four..."

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:28:52 -0500

““Typical Hooters. Far fewer pregnant servers than other locations though, so it’s getting four stars.””

- Jason F’s review of Hooters in Flint, MI

"Oh my god. If you love TGI Friday’s, and you hate money, you are going to LOVE this place. It..."

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:37:52 -0500

““Oh my god. If you love TGI Friday’s, and you hate money, you are going to LOVE this place. It is AWESOME.””

- Eric G’s review of Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar in New York City