14 12 / 2012

"I bring my girlfriends there on Wednesday nights for ladies night. Free jello shots"

Nick S’s review of Applebee’s in Woodland, CA

25 7 / 2012

"one of our burritos there were small rocks in it. They said it’s completely normal and it happens often. I have never in my life had small rocks in my food."

05 7 / 2012

"If you’re wondering how good a cook that funny fat guy is on TV, the answer is not very. He might be good at eating (which is pretty much all he does on his show) but his cooking blows."

02 7 / 2012

"a quick scan of area at night: douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, group of girls wearing way too little for the night weather, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, kid driving by in his mom’s camry filled with his friends blasting bass heavy music with a sound system that can’t handle it, douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, assorted security/police."

Lawrence F’s review of Santana Row in San Jose, CA

28 6 / 2012

"Guy, please close this place asap! We have enough places for douchy tap out Affliction wearing retards to hang out at already."

28 6 / 2012

"Also the reviewer who said that the bathroom was disgusting and jacked up her appetite was right! I was here at opening and it was already FUNKY COLD MEDINA in there!!!!!"

06 6 / 2012

"Sweet freaking heck I love Kenny Rogers Roasters. I used to eat at the one in Los Angeles in early 2000s. SO GOOD! DELICIOUS! I think there was one in Tucson too. Just delicious. Now, this one at the Ontario Mills Mall is the last in America (there was one in Coney Island 2 years ago, but not sure what’s up with it now). This one at Ontario Mills is not as good as I remember past Kenny Rogers. It’s inside a mall food court, which saddens me, because the Kennys used to have their own buildings."

William B’s review of Kenny Rogers Roasters in Ontario, CA

28 5 / 2012

"I would rather sit in front of the library with homeless people drinking out of a paper bag than hang out here. At least drinking with bums wouldn’t be insanely expensive and you can probably meet just as many cool people."

Luke B’s review of Stingaree in San Diego, CA

28 5 / 2012

"I give this place 2.5 stars for the possible racism but round up to 3 because their drinks are good."

Chris C’s review of Whiskey Girl in San Diego, CA

25 5 / 2012

"But the “thai food”??? Vile. Vile Vile Vile. Easily, hands down, the worst thai food I’ve ever had. How, HOW, I ask you, does a Thai restaurant screw motherfucking PAD THAI up to this extent? It smelled and tasted like something unspeakable and rotten. Thank the lord Jesus that I didn’t get drunk in the bar, or things could have gone south real fast."