18 12 / 2012

"i can imagine that being six margaritas deep can make frozen fish seem pretty impressive, but that’s not why i go out. if i am going to get drunk and eat, i am going to do it at home and eat farm fresh’s frozen mozzarella sticks in my pajamas while watching mtv’s true life"

17 12 / 2012

"I think the fact that I was drunk really helped the taste of the food as well as the experience."

Rockne H’s review of Applebee’s in Henderson NV

17 12 / 2012

"How do you say ‘vomit’ in Chinese?"

Zac Z’s review of Happy Panda in Oxnard, CA

17 12 / 2012

"The food did not disappoint even for a fat ass like me."

Christine R.’s review of Elf Cafe in Los Angeles, CA

14 12 / 2012

"I bring my girlfriends there on Wednesday nights for ladies night. Free jello shots"

Nick S’s review of Applebee’s in Woodland, CA

11 12 / 2012

"Typical Hooters. Far fewer pregnant servers than other locations though, so it’s getting four stars."

Jason F’s review of Hooters in Flint, MI

12 7 / 2012

"You can get better food from a dumpster in Mumbai."

11 7 / 2012

"I’d rather have a nun crap in my mouth than eat here again."

Joel K’s review of Don Jose’s in Anchorage, AK

05 7 / 2012

"I rarely think of the open road when I eat Middle Eastern cuisine but the texture of my lamb kabob was akin to that of a radial tire."

03 7 / 2012

"Do not eat here. The only thing greater than your anger for eating here will be your shame.
If Ed Hardy made a person, his name would be Guy Fieri."

Rick D’s review of Johnny Garlic’s in Dublin, CA