14 1 / 2013

"If you want Abby’s go the the Campus Drive franchise, it is well worth the drive not to catch H1N1 or choke to death on a hairball."

14 1 / 2013

"Was that chicken we ate? I couldn’t tell if I was chewing on bits of plywood or actual meat…"

18 12 / 2012

"i can imagine that being six margaritas deep can make frozen fish seem pretty impressive, but that’s not why i go out. if i am going to get drunk and eat, i am going to do it at home and eat farm fresh’s frozen mozzarella sticks in my pajamas while watching mtv’s true life"

14 12 / 2012

"It’s like they went to mall and screamed “Hey, who wants to be a bartender?!?!” and hired the first 5 girls that responded."

04 12 / 2012

"Oh my god. If you love TGI Friday’s, and you hate money, you are going to LOVE this place. It is AWESOME."

12 7 / 2012

"You can get better food from a dumpster in Mumbai."

02 7 / 2012

"Park your ass in one of the dirty yellow chairs at any of the dirty yellow tables on a Friday or Saturday night and watch what drifts in. You’ve never seen more friends holding friends up while they order, ass cleavage, beginnings of a brawl, or animal print thongs riding halfway up a back in your life!"

Andrew C’s review of Megabite Pizza in Vancouver, B.C.

28 6 / 2012

"Also the reviewer who said that the bathroom was disgusting and jacked up her appetite was right! I was here at opening and it was already FUNKY COLD MEDINA in there!!!!!"

17 6 / 2012

"When Applebee’s first came to Troy, they had gyrated themselves to the top of my nicer dinning out experiences."

17 6 / 2012

"Very said . Fish under cooked raw I would say . Seem to be a inconvenience to take it back cook it. Mgr came to talk to me she was rude and not even apologetic . She stated that’s how we cook all r fish . Raw is cooked. Walked out."

Dennis G’s review of Hhffrrrggh Inn in Janesville, WI